My wife brought the trash outside when she suddenly spotted a pair of feet next to our car. Turns out someone of our residential area collapsed drunk right next to our car. 10am in the morning, hot summer day.

Note to myself: when drunk, never swear at the doctors that want to help you. They’ll just call the cops and they arrest you. I’d prefer the water of the docs rather than the air at the police station 🤷🏻‍♂️