Well this is a disaster. Right after egg-production has crashed my secretary bunny has informed me about another issue inside our company:

Chief Carrot Officer Balu has been put into quarantine.

Dear Mr. CEO (Chief Egg-Production Officer) Blacky, I have to inform that I have been put under domestic quarantine to help prevent the spread of the virus.

The good part is: with nowadays possibilities of working remote Balu can ensure to uphold carrot distribution to our various workers abroad.

Regarding the egg-production issue: I think it’s a good idea to offer home office to the chickens. I understand that the egg-laying-rate might not be as high as usual, since caring for the children generates a lot of stress, but that could be an option.

I’ll update you tomorrow,

CEO Blacky